March Madness

The greatest two days of the year are now upon us. That's right, it's the first round of the NCAA tournament. We're excited (Or in tribute to Jimmy B. "We're jacked up"), we have our brackets in, and we're just hoping for some good games. In a related note, studies have shown that the first Thursday and Friday of the tournament are the least productive for employers across America. Which prompted ESPN to perform this enlightening sociological experiment/poll:

Here's to you Mississippi! While the rest of the world watches the games from their cubicles and conference rooms. You boldly state "Nobody can slap a saddle on this wild stallion!". While the world screams, "What about lost production?". You respond "Production's for Suckers!". While the rest of the world spends the first round dodging bosses and progress reports, you tirelessly plow through your third bag of Doritos. Mississippi we salute you, because you make the lower 48 just a little bit lower.